Ulpan student Aaron Friedman at Jewish summer camp
Aaron Friedman has some laughs in this Hebrew mistranslation! Sequel to Netanyahu\'s translator
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Comedian Cory Kahaney
For booking info, please email us at HeadlineActs@aol.com or visit www.headlineentertainment.us
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Jewish Humor
A montage of Jewish Humor.
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The Tailor -presented by the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival
Culture and confusion meet on a Brooklyn street, in this hilariously charming tale of similarities amid diversity. Film directed by Gordon Grinberg
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Google Exodus
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Google Exodus: Watch now to see what the Exodus from Egypt would have looked like if Moses had a laptop, Google Maps and Facebook.
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Written by aish.com.
Happy Passover!!
Google Exodus: Watch now to see what the Exodus from Egypt would have looked like if Moses had a laptop, Google Maps and Facebook.
Get Google Exodus Merchandise - T-shirts and mugs here:
http://www.cafepress.com/googleexodus
Learn more about Passover at http://www.aish.com/h/pes/
Produced by aish.com
Created by Shoot East http://shooteast.com
Written by aish.com.
Happy Passover!!
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Just Had Chametz - Kol Ish - Passover
Credits:
Kol Ish is:
Shawn Levine, Michael Gevaryahu, Ayton Sanders, Eliyahu Dvorin, David Lipsitz, and JJ Katz
Visit us on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/KolishMusic
Follow us on Twitter
http://twitter.com/kolishacappella
Visit www.Kolish.net
Video by Ari Berkowicz
Vocal Recording, Mixing, and Editing by Michael Gevaryahu
Special thanks to guest participants in the video:
Brian Finkel, Melissa Levine, Rachel Channon, Dov Lerner, Kfirah Covel
"Just Had Chametz" is a parody of "Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
The karaoke backtrack to this video is "The Lonely Island ft Akon I Just Had Sex Karaoke" by bbotcangmating
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhzY91rxrgA)
Kol Ish is:
Shawn Levine, Michael Gevaryahu, Ayton Sanders, Eliyahu Dvorin, David Lipsitz, and JJ Katz
Visit us on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/KolishMusic
Follow us on Twitter
http://twitter.com/kolishacappella
Visit www.Kolish.net
Video by Ari Berkowicz
Vocal Recording, Mixing, and Editing by Michael Gevaryahu
Special thanks to guest participants in the video:
Brian Finkel, Melissa Levine, Rachel Channon, Dov Lerner, Kfirah Covel
"Just Had Chametz" is a parody of "Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
The karaoke backtrack to this video is "The Lonely Island ft Akon I Just Had Sex Karaoke" by bbotcangmating
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhzY91rxrgA)
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The Daily Show @ Paley Center- Stephen Colbert Gets Sued
Host Jon Stewart and correspondent Stephen Colbert talk about material that cannot be used. Colbert tells the story of how he got sued over a piece. See more Daily Show clips: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C889CCEBD1303E1D
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100 Seinfeld quotes [Episode 2]
A new mashup of many random, funny Seinfeld moments. Putting this video together has been a process of experimentation, playing around with all sorts of different connections between some of my favourite clips from the show..
I honestly think there's a Seinfeld moment for every little thing that happens in life!
Please RATE & COMMENT and tell us what your favourite Seinfeld moment is, if I've missed it in this video!
Video by danere1
Music by The Mar-Keys
GEORGE: What happened, something must have happened!?
GWEN: It's not you, it's me.
GEORGE: She tried to give me the "it's not you it's me" routine.
JERRY: But that's your routine!
GEORGE: The thing that bothers me the most is the lying.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect / Actually I'm a writer / I'm a communist / I'm a bad man / I'm a gay man / I'm a bootlegger / I was a Marine Biologist / My name's Buck Naked I'm a porno actor
GEORGE: Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
SUSAN: So George, what does Art Vandelay import?
GEORGE: Matches...
JACKIE: Lying and laughing.
GEORGE: Aargh!
JACKIE: Laughing and lying.
GEORGE: Laughing and lying and laughing.
GEORGE: What kind of a person are you?
JERRY: Shut up you old bag!
JERRY: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
GEORGE: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
ESTELLE: Oh my god.
KRAMER: What-delay industries?
GEORGE: Vandelay, say Vandelay!!
JERRY: And you wanna be my latex salesman.
ELAINE: The truth... you want the truth?
NEWMAN: You are nothing but a piece of crap...
KRAMER: ...just sit around all day, you contribute nothing to society!
JERRY: Look at you, you're disgusting.
NEWMAN: I find you extremely ugly.
JERRY: You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body...
NEWMAN: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
RON: Oh is that right?
JERRY: I mean, how could I be with someone like you.
GEORGE: You're pretentious!
JERRY: I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself!
GEORGE: You sicken me, you disgust me. You and everyone like you!
NEWMAN: I loathe you!
KRAMER: Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs...
KRAMER: Hey pig.
JEAN PAUL: Aw, look at the cute little bastard.
GEORGE: You tell that son-of-a-bitch...
GEORGE: ...the jerkstore called. They're running out of you.
JERRY: What the f@# you doing you little piece of s$@#!?
BOOKMAN: I've seen you're type before. Flashy, making a scene...
HELEN: You were making out during Schindler's List?
NEWMAN: Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
JERRY: Newman!
ELAINE: He took it out.
SHEILA: Oh my god!
JERRY: The timeless art of seduction.
NANCY: It feels like aliens poking at my body.
FRANK: You want a divorce, you got one!
JERRY: That's a shame.
GEORGE: I'm family, I'm having sex with the cousin...
ELAINE: ...five times a week.
KRAMER: Ooh baby.
ELAINE: Oh man.
GEORGE: I've been lying to ya for three days and now you're all screwing me!
ELAINE: Get out!
ESTELLE: Why do you eat so fast, you can't even taste it!
FRANK: We're moving right into Del Boca Vista!
JERRY: You're parents are crazy!
GEORGE: I know, they're out of their mind!
FRANK: You saying, you want a piece of me?
RAQUEL: That's it, you're going down.
ELAINE: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
DUGGAN: Reooow!
KRAMER: Yeah catfight!
WALTER: Reow!
ELAINE: Jerry doesn't want to talk to you, so why don't you just drop dead...
GEORGE: ...and if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like.
NEWMAN: You're honor, Mr Kramer is obviously very distraught.
KRAMER: Oh I'm distraught...!
ELAINE: I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it!
KRAMER: Please!
JERRY: Oh you hung up on my Nanna?
KRAMER: I take it all back, every word!
JERRY: You told Nanna to drop dead?!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill.
RUSSEL: Get a good look, Costanza?
JERRY: It was cleavage in the area.
SIDRA: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
JERRY: Don't you see what's going on here. No boxers, no jockeys.
ELAINE: Ewwww
JERRY: The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of Gabardine.
KRAMER: I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
GEORGE: Jerry, be careful. There's a lot of nuts out there.
FRANK: What the hell does that mean?
GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here.
RON: That's it, get out of my store.
GEORGE: Don't get all crazy on me.
NEWMAN: Make us.
RON: I'll make you.
FRANK: You want a piece of me? You got it!!
KRAMER: The air conditioner!
JERRY: Game over.
Also check out "100 Seinfeld Quotes", feautures:
Elaine: Stella!
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: I'm out!
Jerry: She had man-hands.
George: Serenity now!
Jerry: He's a bit of a low talker.
I honestly think there's a Seinfeld moment for every little thing that happens in life!
Please RATE & COMMENT and tell us what your favourite Seinfeld moment is, if I've missed it in this video!
Video by danere1
Music by The Mar-Keys
GEORGE: What happened, something must have happened!?
GWEN: It's not you, it's me.
GEORGE: She tried to give me the "it's not you it's me" routine.
JERRY: But that's your routine!
GEORGE: The thing that bothers me the most is the lying.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect / Actually I'm a writer / I'm a communist / I'm a bad man / I'm a gay man / I'm a bootlegger / I was a Marine Biologist / My name's Buck Naked I'm a porno actor
GEORGE: Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
SUSAN: So George, what does Art Vandelay import?
GEORGE: Matches...
JACKIE: Lying and laughing.
GEORGE: Aargh!
JACKIE: Laughing and lying.
GEORGE: Laughing and lying and laughing.
GEORGE: What kind of a person are you?
JERRY: Shut up you old bag!
JERRY: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
GEORGE: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
ESTELLE: Oh my god.
KRAMER: What-delay industries?
GEORGE: Vandelay, say Vandelay!!
JERRY: And you wanna be my latex salesman.
ELAINE: The truth... you want the truth?
NEWMAN: You are nothing but a piece of crap...
KRAMER: ...just sit around all day, you contribute nothing to society!
JERRY: Look at you, you're disgusting.
NEWMAN: I find you extremely ugly.
JERRY: You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body...
NEWMAN: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
RON: Oh is that right?
JERRY: I mean, how could I be with someone like you.
GEORGE: You're pretentious!
JERRY: I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself!
GEORGE: You sicken me, you disgust me. You and everyone like you!
NEWMAN: I loathe you!
KRAMER: Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs...
KRAMER: Hey pig.
JEAN PAUL: Aw, look at the cute little bastard.
GEORGE: You tell that son-of-a-bitch...
GEORGE: ...the jerkstore called. They're running out of you.
JERRY: What the f@# you doing you little piece of s$@#!?
BOOKMAN: I've seen you're type before. Flashy, making a scene...
HELEN: You were making out during Schindler's List?
NEWMAN: Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
JERRY: Newman!
ELAINE: He took it out.
SHEILA: Oh my god!
JERRY: The timeless art of seduction.
NANCY: It feels like aliens poking at my body.
FRANK: You want a divorce, you got one!
JERRY: That's a shame.
GEORGE: I'm family, I'm having sex with the cousin...
ELAINE: ...five times a week.
KRAMER: Ooh baby.
ELAINE: Oh man.
GEORGE: I've been lying to ya for three days and now you're all screwing me!
ELAINE: Get out!
ESTELLE: Why do you eat so fast, you can't even taste it!
FRANK: We're moving right into Del Boca Vista!
JERRY: You're parents are crazy!
GEORGE: I know, they're out of their mind!
FRANK: You saying, you want a piece of me?
RAQUEL: That's it, you're going down.
ELAINE: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
DUGGAN: Reooow!
KRAMER: Yeah catfight!
WALTER: Reow!
ELAINE: Jerry doesn't want to talk to you, so why don't you just drop dead...
GEORGE: ...and if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like.
NEWMAN: You're honor, Mr Kramer is obviously very distraught.
KRAMER: Oh I'm distraught...!
ELAINE: I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it!
KRAMER: Please!
JERRY: Oh you hung up on my Nanna?
KRAMER: I take it all back, every word!
JERRY: You told Nanna to drop dead?!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill.
RUSSEL: Get a good look, Costanza?
JERRY: It was cleavage in the area.
SIDRA: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
JERRY: Don't you see what's going on here. No boxers, no jockeys.
ELAINE: Ewwww
JERRY: The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of Gabardine.
KRAMER: I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
GEORGE: Jerry, be careful. There's a lot of nuts out there.
FRANK: What the hell does that mean?
GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here.
RON: That's it, get out of my store.
GEORGE: Don't get all crazy on me.
NEWMAN: Make us.
RON: I'll make you.
FRANK: You want a piece of me? You got it!!
KRAMER: The air conditioner!
JERRY: Game over.
Also check out "100 Seinfeld Quotes", feautures:
Elaine: Stella!
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: I'm out!
Jerry: She had man-hands.
George: Serenity now!
Jerry: He's a bit of a low talker.
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The Best of the Three Stooges
Classic Shorts featuring the ageless eye poking & face slapping appeal of The Three Stooges..
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Elaine May Salutes Mike Nichols at the AFI Life Achievement Award - Extended Version
The extended version of Elaine May's hilarious salute to Mike Nichols at the 38th AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute To Mike Nichols.
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Meshugene Men
Promo for Purim show, "The Shushan Channel" March 9th at 92Y Tribeca (shows at 8 and 10:30, tickets at www.92yTribeca.org),co-sponsored by Hazon (www.hazon.org) (show directed by Mike Shapiro)
MESHUGENE MEN
Directed by: Mitch Magee
Written by: Sheryl Zohn & Rob Kutner
Executive Producer: Stephen Levinson
Co-Executive Producers: Sheryl Zohn & Rob Kutner
Cinematography by: Todd Bieber
Edited by: Todd Bieber
CAST
Dan Draperberg - Matthew Walton
Peggy Olstein - Megan Neuringer
Sol Romandel - Jeff Kreisler
Pete Cohen - DC Pierson
Roger Sterning - Eric Slovin
Joan Holowitz - Ellie Kemper
Pavel Kinstein - Shek Baker
Christina - Andree Vermeulen
Netty Draperberg - Amy Sedaris
Client - Doug Nervik
Art: Andrew Lin
Theme song klezmerization: Jesse Novak
Hair Stylist: Jackie Chan
Makeup Artist - Emylou Rodriguez
Production Assistants:
Rebecca Gold
Josh Hirshfeld
Matthew Knauff
Rachel Shelasky
Special Thanks to:
Vanessa Cohen
Cliff Schoenberg
Bart Coleman
With Apologies to Matthew Weiner
MESHUGENE MEN
Directed by: Mitch Magee
Written by: Sheryl Zohn & Rob Kutner
Executive Producer: Stephen Levinson
Co-Executive Producers: Sheryl Zohn & Rob Kutner
Cinematography by: Todd Bieber
Edited by: Todd Bieber
CAST
Dan Draperberg - Matthew Walton
Peggy Olstein - Megan Neuringer
Sol Romandel - Jeff Kreisler
Pete Cohen - DC Pierson
Roger Sterning - Eric Slovin
Joan Holowitz - Ellie Kemper
Pavel Kinstein - Shek Baker
Christina - Andree Vermeulen
Netty Draperberg - Amy Sedaris
Client - Doug Nervik
Art: Andrew Lin
Theme song klezmerization: Jesse Novak
Hair Stylist: Jackie Chan
Makeup Artist - Emylou Rodriguez
Production Assistants:
Rebecca Gold
Josh Hirshfeld
Matthew Knauff
Rachel Shelasky
Special Thanks to:
Vanessa Cohen
Cliff Schoenberg
Bart Coleman
With Apologies to Matthew Weiner
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Emily Levine: A trickster's theory of everything
http://www.ted.com Philosopher-comedian Emily Levine talks (hilariously) about science, math, society and the way everything connects. She's a brilliant trickster, poking holes in our fixed ideas and bringing hidden truths to light. Settle in and let her ping your brain.
TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Watch the Top 10 TEDTalks on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/top10
TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Watch the Top 10 TEDTalks on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/top10
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Simon Schama Tells Jewish Jokes
http://chicagohumanities.org - See more Chicago Humanities Festival events.
World-renowned historian and cultural critic Simon Schama is best known as the droll, erudite host of the BBCs A History of Britain and Simon Schamas Power of Art. But he also indulges in a secret passion: collecting and recounting a vast array of Jewish jokes. Schama joins Festival artistic director Lawrence Weschler to share some of his funniest jokes and unpack their complex cultural resonances in a sort of klezmer slapdown. Simon Schama is professor of history and art history at Columbia University and the author of over a dozen books. His articles have appeared in The New Yorker and The New York Review of Books.
World-renowned historian and cultural critic Simon Schama is best known as the droll, erudite host of the BBCs A History of Britain and Simon Schamas Power of Art. But he also indulges in a secret passion: collecting and recounting a vast array of Jewish jokes. Schama joins Festival artistic director Lawrence Weschler to share some of his funniest jokes and unpack their complex cultural resonances in a sort of klezmer slapdown. Simon Schama is professor of history and art history at Columbia University and the author of over a dozen books. His articles have appeared in The New Yorker and The New York Review of Books.
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Woody Allen - The Moose
Classic Woody Allen Stand Up On English Television From 1965
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Letterman - Jeff Goldblum's Rope Tricks
There's fun to be had when Jeff Goldblum shows off his rope trick skills.
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Jewish Lady Gaga Parody - Ofn TISh: Chagaga!! - Jewish (& Frum) Lady Gaga
Watch my Purim Vid! http://bit.ly/fgc7q6
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The Clock (Sid Caesar)
More classic sketch comedy.
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Moses - Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks
Why moses had only ten commandments from the movie History of the world Part I
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Michael Showalter - Seroquel
Michael Showalter performing. New album Sandwiches & Cats on JDub
Records available on http://store.jdubrecords.org, on iTunes, and in stores
everywhere.
Records available on http://store.jdubrecords.org, on iTunes, and in stores
everywhere.
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Ophira Eisenberg
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Two Jewish Mothers Have a Baby, Judy Gold
Judy Gold: How Two Jewish Mothers Have a Baby
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http://JewintheCity.com
Why do Orthodox Jewish women cover their hair? A different perspective.
Directed, shot and edited by Yaakov Albietz: yalbietz@gmail.com
Why do Orthodox Jewish women cover their hair? A different perspective.
Directed, shot and edited by Yaakov Albietz: yalbietz@gmail.com
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jewtopia play
An excerpt from our play...
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Borat Wants to Beat up the Jewish Matt Zaller?
Borat learns what a yarmulka is. Then gets scared by the Jewish comedian Matt Zaller. Then Borat and Azamat then plot to jump Matt?!?!?!? After the interview - a Pterdactyl poops on Borat's head then Snufulugus from Sesame Street comes by and eats it off...weird! Chinqui!
www.togatv.com or www.nationallampoon.com for mmore funny interviews!
www.togatv.com or www.nationallampoon.com for mmore funny interviews!
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David Sedaris delivers a pizza
Author and NPR personality David Sedaris delivers piping hot dinner right to your door in 30 bleak anecdotes or less-- or your irony is free!
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Top 60 Jewish Ghetto Names
You think you were in the ghetto first? Bon'qui'qui aint got nothing on B'Berg'berg!
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100 Seinfeld quotes [Episode 2]
A new mashup of many random, funny Seinfeld moments. Putting this video together has been a process of experimentation, playing around with all sorts of different connections between some of my favourite clips from the show..
I honestly think there's a Seinfeld moment for every little thing that happens in life!
Please RATE & COMMENT and tell us what your favourite Seinfeld moment is, if I've missed it in this video!
Video by danere1
Music by The Mar-Keys
GEORGE: What happened, something must have happened!?
GWEN: It's not you, it's me.
GEORGE: She tried to give me the "it's not you it's me" routine.
JERRY: But that's your routine!
GEORGE: The thing that bothers me the most is the lying.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect / Actually I'm a writer / I'm a communist / I'm a bad man / I'm a gay man / I'm a bootlegger / I was a Marine Biologist / My name's Buck Naked I'm a porno actor
GEORGE: Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
SUSAN: So George, what does Art Vandelay import?
GEORGE: Matches...
JACKIE: Lying and laughing.
GEORGE: Aargh!
JACKIE: Laughing and lying.
GEORGE: Laughing and lying and laughing.
GEORGE: What kind of a person are you?
JERRY: Shut up you old bag!
JERRY: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
GEORGE: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
ESTELLE: Oh my god.
KRAMER: What-delay industries?
GEORGE: Vandelay, say Vandelay!!
JERRY: And you wanna be my latex salesman.
ELAINE: The truth... you want the truth?
NEWMAN: You are nothing but a piece of crap...
KRAMER: ...just sit around all day, you contribute nothing to society!
JERRY: Look at you, you're disgusting.
NEWMAN: I find you extremely ugly.
JERRY: You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body...
NEWMAN: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
RON: Oh is that right?
JERRY: I mean, how could I be with someone like you.
GEORGE: You're pretentious!
JERRY: I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself!
GEORGE: You sicken me, you disgust me. You and everyone like you!
NEWMAN: I loathe you!
KRAMER: Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs...
KRAMER: Hey pig.
JEAN PAUL: Aw, look at the cute little bastard.
GEORGE: You tell that son-of-a-bitch...
GEORGE: ...the jerkstore called. They're running out of you.
JERRY: What the f@# you doing you little piece of s$@#!?
BOOKMAN: I've seen you're type before. Flashy, making a scene...
HELEN: You were making out during Schindler's List?
NEWMAN: Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
JERRY: Newman!
ELAINE: He took it out.
SHEILA: Oh my god!
JERRY: The timeless art of seduction.
NANCY: It feels like aliens poking at my body.
FRANK: You want a divorce, you got one!
JERRY: That's a shame.
GEORGE: I'm family, I'm having sex with the cousin...
ELAINE: ...five times a week.
KRAMER: Ooh baby.
ELAINE: Oh man.
GEORGE: I've been lying to ya for three days and now you're all screwing me!
ELAINE: Get out!
ESTELLE: Why do you eat so fast, you can't even taste it!
FRANK: We're moving right into Del Boca Vista!
JERRY: You're parents are crazy!
GEORGE: I know, they're out of their mind!
FRANK: You saying, you want a piece of me?
RAQUEL: That's it, you're going down.
ELAINE: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
DUGGAN: Reooow!
KRAMER: Yeah catfight!
WALTER: Reow!
ELAINE: Jerry doesn't want to talk to you, so why don't you just drop dead...
GEORGE: ...and if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like.
NEWMAN: You're honor, Mr Kramer is obviously very distraught.
KRAMER: Oh I'm distraught...!
ELAINE: I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it!
KRAMER: Please!
JERRY: Oh you hung up on my Nanna?
KRAMER: I take it all back, every word!
JERRY: You told Nanna to drop dead?!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill.
RUSSEL: Get a good look, Costanza?
JERRY: It was cleavage in the area.
SIDRA: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
JERRY: Don't you see what's going on here. No boxers, no jockeys.
ELAINE: Ewwww
JERRY: The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of Gabardine.
KRAMER: I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
GEORGE: Jerry, be careful. There's a lot of nuts out there.
FRANK: What the hell does that mean?
GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here.
RON: That's it, get out of my store.
GEORGE: Don't get all crazy on me.
NEWMAN: Make us.
RON: I'll make you.
FRANK: You want a piece of me? You got it!!
KRAMER: The air conditioner!
JERRY: Game over.
Also check out "100 Seinfeld Quotes", feautures:
Elaine: Stella!
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: I'm out!
Jerry: She had man-hands.
George: Serenity now!
Jerry: He's a bit of a low talker.
I honestly think there's a Seinfeld moment for every little thing that happens in life!
Please RATE & COMMENT and tell us what your favourite Seinfeld moment is, if I've missed it in this video!
Video by danere1
Music by The Mar-Keys
GEORGE: What happened, something must have happened!?
GWEN: It's not you, it's me.
GEORGE: She tried to give me the "it's not you it's me" routine.
JERRY: But that's your routine!
GEORGE: The thing that bothers me the most is the lying.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect / Actually I'm a writer / I'm a communist / I'm a bad man / I'm a gay man / I'm a bootlegger / I was a Marine Biologist / My name's Buck Naked I'm a porno actor
GEORGE: Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
SUSAN: So George, what does Art Vandelay import?
GEORGE: Matches...
JACKIE: Lying and laughing.
GEORGE: Aargh!
JACKIE: Laughing and lying.
GEORGE: Laughing and lying and laughing.
GEORGE: What kind of a person are you?
JERRY: Shut up you old bag!
JERRY: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
GEORGE: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
ESTELLE: Oh my god.
KRAMER: What-delay industries?
GEORGE: Vandelay, say Vandelay!!
JERRY: And you wanna be my latex salesman.
ELAINE: The truth... you want the truth?
NEWMAN: You are nothing but a piece of crap...
KRAMER: ...just sit around all day, you contribute nothing to society!
JERRY: Look at you, you're disgusting.
NEWMAN: I find you extremely ugly.
JERRY: You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body...
NEWMAN: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
RON: Oh is that right?
JERRY: I mean, how could I be with someone like you.
GEORGE: You're pretentious!
JERRY: I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself!
GEORGE: You sicken me, you disgust me. You and everyone like you!
NEWMAN: I loathe you!
KRAMER: Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs...
KRAMER: Hey pig.
JEAN PAUL: Aw, look at the cute little bastard.
GEORGE: You tell that son-of-a-bitch...
GEORGE: ...the jerkstore called. They're running out of you.
JERRY: What the f@# you doing you little piece of s$@#!?
BOOKMAN: I've seen you're type before. Flashy, making a scene...
HELEN: You were making out during Schindler's List?
NEWMAN: Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
JERRY: Newman!
ELAINE: He took it out.
SHEILA: Oh my god!
JERRY: The timeless art of seduction.
NANCY: It feels like aliens poking at my body.
FRANK: You want a divorce, you got one!
JERRY: That's a shame.
GEORGE: I'm family, I'm having sex with the cousin...
ELAINE: ...five times a week.
KRAMER: Ooh baby.
ELAINE: Oh man.
GEORGE: I've been lying to ya for three days and now you're all screwing me!
ELAINE: Get out!
ESTELLE: Why do you eat so fast, you can't even taste it!
FRANK: We're moving right into Del Boca Vista!
JERRY: You're parents are crazy!
GEORGE: I know, they're out of their mind!
FRANK: You saying, you want a piece of me?
RAQUEL: That's it, you're going down.
ELAINE: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
DUGGAN: Reooow!
KRAMER: Yeah catfight!
WALTER: Reow!
ELAINE: Jerry doesn't want to talk to you, so why don't you just drop dead...
GEORGE: ...and if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like.
NEWMAN: You're honor, Mr Kramer is obviously very distraught.
KRAMER: Oh I'm distraught...!
ELAINE: I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it!
KRAMER: Please!
JERRY: Oh you hung up on my Nanna?
KRAMER: I take it all back, every word!
JERRY: You told Nanna to drop dead?!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill.
RUSSEL: Get a good look, Costanza?
JERRY: It was cleavage in the area.
SIDRA: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
JERRY: Don't you see what's going on here. No boxers, no jockeys.
ELAINE: Ewwww
JERRY: The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of Gabardine.
KRAMER: I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
GEORGE: Jerry, be careful. There's a lot of nuts out there.
FRANK: What the hell does that mean?
GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here.
RON: That's it, get out of my store.
GEORGE: Don't get all crazy on me.
NEWMAN: Make us.
RON: I'll make you.
FRANK: You want a piece of me? You got it!!
KRAMER: The air conditioner!
JERRY: Game over.
Also check out "100 Seinfeld Quotes", feautures:
Elaine: Stella!
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: I'm out!
Jerry: She had man-hands.
George: Serenity now!
Jerry: He's a bit of a low talker.
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100 Seinfeld quotes [Episode 1]
A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary show about 'nothing'.
UPDATE 24-Feb-2011: Wayne Snell (Weezle56) has come forward as the author of the audio portion of this video! I've always wondered who did the wonderful job of putting all the quotes together (found in an MP3 on Napster) so many years ago, and now the mystery is solved.
Enjoy!
SEINTOLOGY
Audio compiled by http://youtube.com/Weezle56
Video compiled by http://youtube.com/danere1
Music: "Time is Tight" by Booker T & The MG's
Jerry: Hello!
Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing.
George: Exactly.
Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" I say "Nothing".
George: There you go.
Jerry: I think you may have something here.
Kramer: Who wants to have some fun?
Jerry: Well let's start the insanity.
Kramer: Giddy-up.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Elaine: Shut up.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Kramer: Wet and wild.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Jerry: Delores!
George: The sea was angry that day my friends...
Jerry: ...super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome.
Elaine: Stella!
George: I'm sorry, the card says "Moops".
Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head.
Jerry: I got jiggy with it!
Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys.
Elaine: I'm speechless! I am without speech.
Kramer: Oh, I got the ball.
Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey.
George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual.
Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.
Elaine: Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?
Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
George: I'm gonna need some water here!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean pecking machine.
George: I'm speechless. I have no speech.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
Jerry: Not that there's anything with it!
Kramer: (to Newman) Oh, I'm looking right at you big daddy.
Jerry: She had man hands.
Kramer: You're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: You're a massage teaser.
Jerry: So he's bizarro Jerry.
Jerry: That is one tough monkey.
Elaine: He's a re-gifter!
Jerry: He's a real bounder...
Elaine: He's a real... sidler!
Jerry: He's a mimbo.
Jerry: She's one of these low talkers...
Jerry: A long talker.
Elaine: A high talker.
Jerry: A close talker.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am batman.
Jerry: Well, now we're getting somewhere!
GEORGE
Elaine: He's short, he's stocky...
George: ...I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
ELAINE
Jerry: She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives.
Elaine: (to Crazy Joe DaVola) I'm a *day* person.
JERRY
George: ...a horse face, big teeth and a pointy nose.
Jerry: ...a man who respects a good coma.
KRAMER
Elaine: ...a tall lanky doofus...with hair like the bride of Frankenstein.
Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer!
Jerry: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I am 'King of the county'.
Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.
Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I hate The Drake.
Elaine: I love The Drake!
Kramer: I'm out!
Elaine: The big salad
Kramer: The Bro
Jerry: Junior Mint
Elaine: Urban sombrero
Kramer: Fusilli Jerry!
Jerry: Rochelle Rochelle
George: Significant shrinkage!
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Jerry: Golden boy
Elaine: Chocolate babka
George: Bosco
Elaine: Sponge-worthy
George: Buffer-zone
Elaine: This, that and the other.
Kramer: Happy Festivus!
Elaine: Maestro
George: Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe!
Elaine: Yada yada yada...
Jerry: I think I may have made a big mistake.
George: Comfort-shmomfort
Jerry: Friendship-smienship
Timmy: You double dipped the chip!
Elaine: I keep thinking that goiter is gonna start talking to me.
Kramer: I'm dangerous, Jerry... I'm very, very dangerous!
Jerry: That guy's gonna put the kibosh on me!
Elaine: Jerry, how can I go on!?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
George: But I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I got it all!
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Babu: You bad man, you very bad man!
Jerry: I've swept myself off my feet!
George: I have no hand!
Jerry: Sweet fancy Moses.
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Jerry: Well, let's cut the bull, sister.
Jerry: The wheels are in motion.
George: Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
Elaine: It's "Suzie", it's not "Suze".
Kramer: You stubborn, stupid, silly man.
Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
Kramer: I'm not a pimp!
Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.
Elaine: Go work on your pecs and your lats... we're all really impressed.
George: It's Thunderdome!
Kramer: You're freaking me out!
Jerry: I'm freaking out. I am freaking out!
George: Serenity now!
Helen: Oh you have to go, you have to.
Jerry: I'm going.
Hellen You have to!
Jerry: O-kay.
Jerry: Buh-bye.
UPDATE 24-Feb-2011: Wayne Snell (Weezle56) has come forward as the author of the audio portion of this video! I've always wondered who did the wonderful job of putting all the quotes together (found in an MP3 on Napster) so many years ago, and now the mystery is solved.
Enjoy!
SEINTOLOGY
Audio compiled by http://youtube.com/Weezle56
Video compiled by http://youtube.com/danere1
Music: "Time is Tight" by Booker T & The MG's
Jerry: Hello!
Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing.
George: Exactly.
Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" I say "Nothing".
George: There you go.
Jerry: I think you may have something here.
Kramer: Who wants to have some fun?
Jerry: Well let's start the insanity.
Kramer: Giddy-up.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Elaine: Shut up.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Kramer: Wet and wild.
George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!
Jerry: Delores!
George: The sea was angry that day my friends...
Jerry: ...super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome.
Elaine: Stella!
George: I'm sorry, the card says "Moops".
Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head.
Jerry: I got jiggy with it!
Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys.
Elaine: I'm speechless! I am without speech.
Kramer: Oh, I got the ball.
Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey.
George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual.
Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.
Elaine: Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?
Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
George: I'm gonna need some water here!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean pecking machine.
George: I'm speechless. I have no speech.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
Jerry: Not that there's anything with it!
Kramer: (to Newman) Oh, I'm looking right at you big daddy.
Jerry: She had man hands.
Kramer: You're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: You're a massage teaser.
Jerry: So he's bizarro Jerry.
Jerry: That is one tough monkey.
Elaine: He's a re-gifter!
Jerry: He's a real bounder...
Elaine: He's a real... sidler!
Jerry: He's a mimbo.
Jerry: She's one of these low talkers...
Jerry: A long talker.
Elaine: A high talker.
Jerry: A close talker.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am batman.
Jerry: Well, now we're getting somewhere!
GEORGE
Elaine: He's short, he's stocky...
George: ...I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
ELAINE
Jerry: She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives.
Elaine: (to Crazy Joe DaVola) I'm a *day* person.
JERRY
George: ...a horse face, big teeth and a pointy nose.
Jerry: ...a man who respects a good coma.
KRAMER
Elaine: ...a tall lanky doofus...with hair like the bride of Frankenstein.
Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer!
Jerry: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I am 'King of the county'.
Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.
Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I hate The Drake.
Elaine: I love The Drake!
Kramer: I'm out!
Elaine: The big salad
Kramer: The Bro
Jerry: Junior Mint
Elaine: Urban sombrero
Kramer: Fusilli Jerry!
Jerry: Rochelle Rochelle
George: Significant shrinkage!
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Jerry: Golden boy
Elaine: Chocolate babka
George: Bosco
Elaine: Sponge-worthy
George: Buffer-zone
Elaine: This, that and the other.
Kramer: Happy Festivus!
Elaine: Maestro
George: Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe!
Elaine: Yada yada yada...
Jerry: I think I may have made a big mistake.
George: Comfort-shmomfort
Jerry: Friendship-smienship
Timmy: You double dipped the chip!
Elaine: I keep thinking that goiter is gonna start talking to me.
Kramer: I'm dangerous, Jerry... I'm very, very dangerous!
Jerry: That guy's gonna put the kibosh on me!
Elaine: Jerry, how can I go on!?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
George: But I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I got it all!
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Babu: You bad man, you very bad man!
Jerry: I've swept myself off my feet!
George: I have no hand!
Jerry: Sweet fancy Moses.
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Jerry: Well, let's cut the bull, sister.
Jerry: The wheels are in motion.
George: Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
Elaine: It's "Suzie", it's not "Suze".
Kramer: You stubborn, stupid, silly man.
Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
Kramer: I'm not a pimp!
Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.
Elaine: Go work on your pecs and your lats... we're all really impressed.
George: It's Thunderdome!
Kramer: You're freaking me out!
Jerry: I'm freaking out. I am freaking out!
George: Serenity now!
Helen: Oh you have to go, you have to.
Jerry: I'm going.
Hellen You have to!
Jerry: O-kay.
Jerry: Buh-bye.
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Jewish Wassup
It's a jewish version of the budweisser commercial
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U2: The Early Years Part I: The Bar Mitzvah
Ben Stiller as Bono and a send up of The Partridge Family, Rattle and Hum. Funny stuff.
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Borat - S02E04 - Hobbies (FUNNIEST EVER)
With the gay karate teacher and the dancing :)
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Brad Zimmerman - My Son The Waiter
Brad Zimmerman performs his comedic one-person show about his lengthy, and I mean lengthy, struggle to be an actor in New York City.
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Elon Gold - Hummus vs Hamas
Perhaps the Palestinians intended to elect a delicious Mediterranean dip as their leader at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. See more exclusive videos of Elon on http://www.LaughFactory.com
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Sarah Silverman and her racist jokes
Is it normal for a girl raised in a Jewish ghetto?
This video of a racist rabbi looks kind of similar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepuhtOgv5g
This video of a racist rabbi looks kind of similar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepuhtOgv5g
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Lebowitz on NYC
Fran Lebowitz describes New York at night in this clip from the non-fiction feature, "Home"
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Top Ten Best Seinfeld Moments
This is my opinion of the top ten best Seinfeld Moments. And thanx for all of u YouTubers making this my most successful video and best Seinfeld video on the web!
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And here is a good site to go to:
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grandma does a flip!!!
my dear grandmother does a gainer !!! simply amazing people!
Testing the video uploading
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BEST-BASKETBALL-BLOOPERS-MISS-DUNKS!!!!!!
http://www.learn-to-dunk.com/
THE BEST MISS DUNKS!!!
THE BEST MISS DUNKS!!!
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